Feb 2, 2026
The gang returns for 2026 with CES chat, and predictions that
will age like milk!
What’s inside:
Kayaker freezes in New England; Sean freezes in the original
England; Garth refuses to stop being sunny
Steven Scott drops in from Double Tap and immediately turns “a
quick chat” into “a feature-length film”
AirPods Pro 3 praise, ear-tip rage, and the haunting tale of the
“dog-processed” AirPods
The Lightsaber Cane: brilliant, ridiculous, heavier than normal,
and only sometimes practical
“Does this confuse the public?” Spoiler: the public is already
confused
Keychron keyboards, accessibility quirks, and a CES announcement of
a concrete keyboard (because why not)
HP’s keyboard-with-a-computer concept:
Robot future: great in factories, questionable in living rooms,
nightmare fuel for kids’ toys
AI glasses talk: open ecosystems, camera access, LiDAR dreams, and
“Meta, please stop resetting”
Braille label printer news: useful… if the app isn’t a disaster
2026 predictions: Siri overhaul (again), Google wearables rising,
AI hype deflating, and general tech chaos
Overall, CES + accessibility + Star Wars + keyboards + mild
existential dread. Exactly what you came for.