Oct 11, 2025
This month, the globe spins faster than Sean’s excuses for not
reading the manual as the Audio Pizza crew—Kayaker, Garth, and
Shaun—check in from around the world with special guest Brett Halle
and a surprise cameo from Jordie, freshly armed with a shiny new
iPhone 17 Pro.
The gang dives deep into Apple’s latest event—iPhones,
Watches, AirPods, and a healthy sprinkle of sarcasm.
• Shaun: Still refusing to upgrade because “thinness is
overrated.”
• Garth: Tempted by the Air, but only if it gets a second
speaker.
• Brett: Drops insider-level knowledge bombs about RAM, LiDAR,
and AI headroom.
• Jordie: Loves her 17 Pro, mainly because it can describe her
baby’s outfit on command.
Expect passionate debates about whether LiDAR is life-changing
or just expensive potential, why every blind person’s favourite
phrase is “depends how you use it,” and how battery life is the new
religion.
Shaun leads the charge on the Meta event, which somehow
excited him more than Apple’s. The crew covers:
• New Meta Ray-Bans and Oakleys with better cameras and longer
battery life.
• The wild new neural wristband that reads muscle signals so
you can air-type like a Jedi.
• Seeing AI and Be My Eyes coming to the glasses—accessibility
in your face.
• And of course, Kayaker’s existential crisis over whether
using Meta violates his privacy vows.
Last month’s cliffhanger returns: Shaun still can’t back up
his iPhone.
Cue a group intervention featuring Garth’s step-by-step fix,
Brett’s “pay the 99 cents” wisdom, and a gentle reminder that
losing your phone is worse than losing your morals to Meta.
Got opinions? Email sgk@theblind.ninja and earn bonus points
if you tell Garth he’s wrong.